Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 31, 2006

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Dusty: Oh, it is SO on! Tonight, the world will find out what it truly means to "party like rock star". Wink: Really? Dusty: Warm up the tabloids, my heft friend. Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and I are going out to put a serious hurt on the final hours of 2006! You have plans? Going to a party? Wink: Well... Um... I was gonna put a hurt on a frozen pizza. Dusty: Wear an oven mitt. It's all about protection.