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Pat Oliphant for February 15, 2017
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Attention Global Leaders. Please have patience when dealing with doofus Donald, our president, so-called. Doofus has been under extreme pressure lately, a condition which can emphasize his less-stable characteristics. When he is in this state, it is best to ignore him completely, if ignore him completely, if that is possible. Please remember two things, among others: 1. Doofus has, in his tiny hands, the u.s. nuclear codes. 2. Doofus is only seven year old. Thank you for your kind attention.
I’ve always rolled my eyes whenever I’ve come across the expression “…leader of the Free World” and the president of the USA is mentioned in the same sentence. More so now.
Can we agree Angela Merkel deserves that distinction instead?