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Have mercy. He’s just a kid … just a-crazy-mixed-up-kid-in-a-world-gone-wrong — a world he never made! (I know … but “chick” doesn’t really work.)
Randolph must have excessive body hair. She is weaving the shirt out of razor wire.
Earl’s hearing must be bad. He didn’t hear the approaching “thunder thighs!”
For many, Caning With Candy was Dandy. (Candy Caine)
We must then all come from a long line of virgins? :)
“Home of Cody’s ‘Top of the World White-Hot BBQ Sauce’!”
“Don’t worry, Hon — these sheets aren’t easily flammable. But if they DO catch fire, you can put them out with your ‘fire hose’!”
Harold Arlen and Ted Koehler were co-owners of a washed-out storm window company, but made it really big with their clever advertising jingle on the radio, the now-famous song, “Stormy Weather.” It had been on their minds for months.
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He actually spouted, “Shave the Whale,” but that made things even worse!
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