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  1. about 18 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    Since cats are four-legged, their normal posture has their legs, belly, and chins as “bottom half”. That’s sorta how he planted himself at the end of his fall, so Satchel’s comment makes sense (but it would have been true no matter how Bucky landed… some part of him would have been his “bottom half” and taken the impact)

    Admittedly, Bucky’s usual stance is more meercat then cat.

  2. about 18 hours ago on F Minus

    AI buys a red convertible, hooks up with a new-model word processor with surgically-enlarged memories.

  3. 2 days ago on Speed Bump

    Screaming, and leaping headfirst out the window usually works for me.

  4. 2 days ago on Wizard of Id

    You’ve seen pictures of Shelob, right? You think that one zap is going to be enough to deal with her??

  5. 2 days ago on Bloom County

    Autumn is the time for renewal of your home insurance policy. You want to be covered, in case the winter freeze breaks your water pipes, flooding the house and ruining the Christmas goose and the steamed pudding.

    I don’t think Mr. Loog is covered.

  6. 5 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    Objects in mirror are more vengeful than they appear.

  7. 6 days ago on Close to Home

    And it’s still your favorite radio station?

  8. 7 days ago on Close to Home

    Could be worse.

    She could be barking “Jingle Bells” like a pack of six or seven street dogs. Off-key.

  9. 10 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    The eminent Dr. Freud would simply diagnose Bucky as “Just plain nuts!”

  10. 10 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Why? Fruit bats are vegan, and they have wings.