Recent Comments

1. about 1 month ago on Wallace the Brave

   “It must be jam-packed, because jelly don’t move like that”

2. about 1 month ago on In Security

   “Sedine in the Shower” never gets old (though possibly cold, after half an hour)

3. about 1 month ago on In Security

   (Of course, if you’re a fortunate fellow she’ll kick off her shoes and H U G you with valentine hearts a-poppin’, as illustrated above.)

4. about 1 month ago on In Security

   Actually self-defensive care should be taken when calling a Sedine-sized woman anything descriptive — even the most-intended-to-be-complimentary remark might result in her glaring up at you with clenched fists (little but potent) and a demand to explain yourself.

5. about 1 month ago on In Security

   Self-defensive care should be taken when calling a compact/petite woman “just short”

6. about 1 month ago on That is Priceless

   The Legend of the Magic Porn Lantern

7. about 2 months ago on Wallace the Brave

   Pre-ordered after I saw your announcement on F*c*b**k (aka The Scottish Social Medium)

8. about 2 months ago on In Security

   Didn’t put on a protective purple petticoat, though: a pittypat of progress

9. about 2 months ago on In Security

   Demonstrating all the things a sexy shortie wearing a tube top, a miniskirt, and high-heeled pumps can do to one or more guys — with or without a football helmet in her ensemble

10. about 2 months ago on Wallace the Brave

    Wallace is a free spirit; Amelia puts the AW (and awe) in outlaw